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The Lawyer's 12 Days of Christmas

Attorney Patterson took a quick break to pen The Lawyer's 12 Days of Christmas.  Here's to being in the holiday spirit, when the circumstances and case files around you say otherwise. Enjoy!

On the first day of Christmas, opposing counsel sent to me
A round of rogatories.

On the second day of Christmas, opposing counsel sent to me, two thumb drives and a round of rogatories.

On the third day of Christmas, opposing counsel sent to me, three red welds, two thumb drives and a round of rogatories.

On the fourth day of Christmas, opposing counsel sent to me, four snarky emails, three red welds, two thumb drives and a round of rogatories.

On the fifth day of Christmas, opposing counsel sent to me, five new complaints, four snarky emails, three red welds, two thumb drives and a round of rogatories.

On the sixth day of Christmas, opposing counsel sent to me, six hearing notices, five new complaints, four snarky emails, three red welds, two thumb drives and a round of rogatories.

On the seventh day of Christmas, opposing counsel sent to me, seven served subpoenas, six hearing notices, five new complaints, four snarky emails, three red welds, two thumb drives and a round of rogatories.

On the eighth day of Christmas, opposing counsel sent to me, eight emergency motions, seven served subpoenas, six hearing notices, five new complaints, four snarky emails, three red welds, two thumb drives and a round of rogatories.

On the ninth day of Christmas, opposing counsel sent to me, nine depositions, eight emergency motions, seven served subpoenas, six hearing notices, five new complaints, four snarky emails, three red welds, two thumb drives and a round of rogatories.

On the tenth day of Christmas, opposing counsel sent to me, ten requests for admission, nine depositions, eight emergency motions, seven served subpoenas, six hearing notices, five new complaints, four snarky emails, three red welds, two thumb drives and a round of rogatories.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, opposing counsel sent to me, eleven calendar invites, ten requests for admission, nine depositions, eight emergency motions, seven served subpoenas, six hearing notices, five new complaints, four snarky emails, three red welds, two thumb drives and a round of rogatories.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, opposing counsel sent to me, twelve depo transcripts, eleven calendar invites, ten requests for admission, nine depositions, eight emergency motions, seven served subpoenas, six hearing notices, five new complaints, four snarky emails, three red welds, two thumb drives and a round of rogatories.

 

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